Help! I am addicted to 'singles and dating' and my editor is waiting for me.......?

to deliver a book and the only thing i have written is a weird story (that actually happened to me) with a guy that happened to be the hero of my old book and i keep seeing him over and over and i am mortified bc he's the stupidest person I know. i feel a made a real azz of myself and put myself in trouble bc i wrote about him that he's got a the size of a baby carrot but his biceps are like huge (coach of some stupid team). and now what ? it looks like the 2nd book is the sequel to the 1st one with the same character; it's kinda like black humor guys. this is so funny and absurd and instead of writing i sit here and pretend i write the novel but i write answers. help!!!!!!! would you write the sequel and devil may care or would you be afraid to double the stunt?